ISSUE 20  30.05.08
N*E*R*D Seeing Sounds
If you approach an album with the same amount of trepidation that you do a dentist appointment, how horribly skewed is your outlook going to be? What if it's like, meant to be a party album? By the people who changed the face of pop music? God jesus how sad is that? After channeling a coke bloated Elton John on the last N*E*R*D album (and just straight out coke bloat on his solo) Pharrel aka Skateboard P aka The Burnout King returns with his crew to deliver another rap with guitars album to the masses. Or not - the mass is presently standing in line for Timbaland's upcoming tour. It's a new monkeyfied album cover but the same old sounds - stripped back club bangers and bong-voiced ballads go back to back, and there's something about spaceships, and something about sex, and yeah, I think we get it... (MR)
15 JUNE STAR TRAK >MYSPACE
WOLF PARADE At Mount Zoomer
So I’m pretty sure there’s actually only ten or fifteen musicians in Montreal, and the local council just puts them on some kind of rotation system forming different combinations (“bands”) each month to make it look like a Creative City. Wolf Parade are part of that clique, with co-frontmen Dan Boeckner’s Handsome Furs and Spencer Krug’s Sunset Rubdown having become so successful and distinct since 2005’s Apologies To The Queen Mary that you can tell who wrote what on Zoomer. To me, it's not as exciting as their debut – the best tracks are just the ones that sound most like Apologies... But whatever, four hundred blogs will wet their pants regardless. (SH)
17 JUNE SUB POP / STOMP >MYSPACE
KIDZ IN THE HALL The In Crowd
To be honest, I can't say I relate to rhymes like "Driving down the block wifey feeling intimate/Park up at the lake and turn the car into a cigarette", but who cares when the beats are this good. Not even wifey does. Kidz In The Hall are The In Crowd and they will remind you regularly. Their album is a clean combo of yesteryear (yeah I said it, so what) samples and a fresh perspective. It's not flawless but it's a good indication of where hip hop is going, and it's not directly to the club. (LM)
OUT NOW DUCK DOWN RECORDS >MYSPACE
SHEARWATER Rook
Shearwater began five LPs ago as a bottom drawer for Okkervil River's Jonathan Meiburg and Will Sheff to stow away their quieter songs. But the 'side project' tag kinda stopped applying after Palo Santo - Rook is the work of a fully fledged Band existing in its own right. While Meiburg's heartbreaking voice still drives the grand ship, his bandmates are the (multi-instrumental) sailors shoveling (musical) coal into the… fiery part (?), as together they find their way through haunted, lonely oceans to Rook land. For comparisons sake, they have a much more successful journey than that metaphor did finding its way to the end of that sentence. And it's my favourite release from them so far. (SH)
9 JUNE MATADOR / INERTIA >MYSPACE
SIGUR ROS Med Sud I Eyrum Vid Spilum Endalaust
Sigur Ros have stripped down their expansive aural masterpieces to as Lo a Fi as they can get away with while still being Sigur Ros. Inspired by their Heima- documented acoustic gigs through Iceland, they've made a much looser album with a twist of imperfection. Med Sud. was written, recorded and mixed in only six months, and they've kept the guitar squeaks and strained voices that would usually be produced into oblivion. All that makes it more personal than usual... But I can't help crossing fingers that some of these tracks will be re-recorded that Sigur Ros epic grandeur we love so much. (SH)
27 JUNE EMI >MYSPACE
 
ISSUE 19  09.05.08
BRIAN JONESTOWN MASSACRE My Bloody Underground
That 60's psychedelic garage thing has become Pretty Popular Of Late (finger on the pulse and again, you’re welcome.) And as with all retro-gazing trends there’s a bunch of shitty Xeroxes, so it’s good when you can hear a band like BJM make it sound like you can only imagine it should. This is their thirteenth album, with the band’s founder Anton Newcombe being the only one left from the original lineup. With a portmanteau title that evokes the era of their portmanteau moniker, My Bloody Underground is a thick, heady trip that makes us want to say things like “thick, heady trip” before reciting "Howl" and namedropping John Cage. Yeah, none of us were there for it, but we can pretend, right? Buy it you loved the first twelve. (SH)
05 APRIL MGM >MYSPACE
TOKYO POLICE CLUB Elephant Shell
Let's take a moment to pity poor Tokyo Police Club for being forced to follow up something as ridiculously hyped as last year’s “Lessons In Crime”. Moment taken, there’s nothing groundbreaking here. Nice, well-written pop songs with good lyrics, pretty keys and a few harmonies thrown in for good measure. TPC have gotten their Death Cab twee on here, and the songs are pretty sticky and fun. The bonus remix CD has some pretty great moments, but DNTEL could remix a turd and it would sound like staring up into the rain. Buy it to show people that sometimes simple pop is simply fine. Alternatively, just borrow it from someone else. (SH & RS)
26 APRIL DEW PROCESS >MYSPACE
COLIN MELOY Sings Live!
Recorded during the 2006 solo tour of The Decemberists’ frontman Colin Meloy, this album sounds pretty much as expected – just like the Decemberists, only lesser. Unfortunately for Colin, it becomes clear after only a few songs that people go to the Decemberists for the full, ornate grandeur of the ensemble - stripped down, it's all a bit samey. The best part is Meloy’s Tom Lehrer-esque rapport with the audience, like when he offers them with the worst song he’s ever written, “Dracula’s Daughter”: "You think you got it bad/Try having Dracula for your dad." So he's poking fun at the arcane, period-driven Gothicism that seems to drive, well, every Decemberists song - it's nice he noticed too. Buy it if you own more than one Decemberist T Shirt. (SH)
14 APRIL POLYESTER RECORDS >MYSPACE
PORTISHEAD Third
Portishead to release their first album in 11 years? I’m excited, surprised, cautious. Maybe I even cringed a little, in a "oh, awful memories of my youth!" kind of way. While Third maintains the brooding, anxious aesthetic of Portishead’s catalogue, it offers a more open admission of vulnerability which overlies the beautiful seductive uneasiness of their previous works. The enveloping sensuality of Portishead and Dummy is replaced by a darker sexiness, expressed through the combination of dissonant rumbling beats and Gibbons' amazing vocal versatility. Having said that, I didn't really like it all that much. Just felt like throwing some wanky words around. Buy it to reminisce about the general happiness of your youth without any of the actually awful details. (RS)
25 APRIL ISLAND >MYSPACE
PORT O'BRIEN All We Could Do Was Sing
Most of this gypsy-folk album was written when Van Pierszalowski was stuck alone on his father’s fishing boat over one sleepless Summer. Which would be fine if the whole thing wasn’t so obviously written only for people who too happened to be stuck alone on their father’s fishing boat over one sleepless Summer. The songs have titles like “Fisherman’s Son”, “My Eyes Won’t Shut” and “Stuck On A Boat”, and even when they don't, and seem like they could be anchored (haha) in something more general, he throws in a seafaring metaphor or ocean sound affect to remind you not to relate to any of it. Three stars for the surprising last quarter, where his partner Cambria Goodwin gets hold of the reins and sings nicely about stuff that isn’t fish. Buy it if you were stuck on your father’s fishing boat over one sleepless Summer. (SH)
10 MAY DEW PROCESS >MYSPACE
BOOKA SHADE The Sun & The Neon Light

After Movements and the tour DVD edition and the tour and DJ Kicks compilation and that hyper tech sexy 'socket-jacking' Euro-dream I had I was pretty excited about the new Booka Shade release. But whereas Movements was like that bit in Finding Nemo where they go electric jelly fish jumping, The Sun & The Neon Light is like that scene in the whale. Or something. A real slow mover, that maybe possesses subtleties that I'm just not picking up, Sun... is a warm wash that doesn't start jumping til the second half, and even then didn't grab attentions. Unfair comparisons to earlier work? Maybe... but maybe we wouldn't have even given this three listens if it wasn't by them. Buy if you're a mega fan, or need some cutting edge background dinner music.(MR)

14 APRIL

ROUGH TRADE / INERTIA

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ISSUE 18  04.04.08
THE ACCIDENTAL There Were Wolves
As soon as I heard that there was a “nu-folk supergroup” I was sold. Even moreso when I read it was spearheaded by Sam Genders, star of Throw Shapes’ fourteenth issue and, less significantly, Tunng. The album is named after the happy accidents which brought Genders together with Memory Band’s Steven Cracknall, singer-songwriter Liam Baily, and Bicycle Thieves’ Hannah Caughlin. The stunning vocals of Caughlin, coupled with the strings of Serafina Steer and members of the Elysian Quartet, lend soft intimacy to the folksy tales, and bundle in all up in an almost innocent optimism which is delightfully difficult to resist. This album reflects a variety of styles, but the Genders-driven songs are the best because they all end up sounding Just Like Tunng, only even better. (SH)
26 MAY POD / INERTIA >MYSPACE
SANTOGOLD S/T
Not every track sounds like Canadian lesbian twins. So, phew. Cause this hyped little number jumps around like the seek button on a boombox. But it'll majorly turn the traditionalists round on this whole ringtone rap game - RZA and Rhymefest can eat it, 'cause when it sounds like Chrissie Hynde's cross-ethnic nasal little neice singing over car alarms the indie kids are gonna get up. Haunted slow grinds, pop(corn chicken) nuggets, day-glo dub funk, headband anthems, probably some tablas, lalala trying not to mention M.I.A. lalala. All the right names are involved, Hollertronix, Swith, Diplo; but just give it three weeks to turn up on a Bonds ad. (MR)
03 JUNE DOWNTOWN / INERTIA >MYSPACE
B-52'S Funplex
I was somewhat hesitant when I saw the cover of the new B-52's album. They all looked old and crazy, but in that disturbing without-realizing-it way. "Do you really want to taint my impression of you, B-52's? DO YOU?!" I yelled at the CD, "I am seething with frustration!" But once you finish seething and settle down, the album is actually pretty great - particularly the first song. Their sound is surprisingly edgier than ever; just get past the idea of middle-aged people singing about erotic robots and dumb shit like that, and everything is fine, fine, fine! Rhyming "deviant" with "ingredient" makes me happy too…not really sure why. (RS)
04 APRIL CAPITOL >THEIRSPACE
THE KOOKS Konk
This album almost got ripped to shreds, something along the lines of, "If you're going to make a boring pop album, at least don't make every single fucking song about how you’re an idiot in ‘love, love, love’. Also, when you tell some chick that she doesn’t have to worry about her hair because she’s beautiful anyway, I want to fly to England and punch you right in the nuts. Right there." But then I heard it again and noticed that I was kind of tapping along in spite of myself. This album totally benefits from the fact that humans prefer the familiar and, in short, The Kooks are sort of my buddies now… but I probably still wouldn’t be seen out with them. (RS)
12 APRIL VIRGIN >MYSPACE
M83 Saturdays = Youth
Replacing the tension and creepy chills of past albums with a more 80s new-wave sound, the archetypal grandeur of M83’s vast aural landscape is still there - with all the orgasmic lie-on-the-carpet-holding-hands-with-your-eyes-closed-in-the-dark moments that you wanted. The album cover offers a bunch of teens, half of whom could have been plucked straight out of the Breakfast Club, and the other half from Bandits or Gay Bash; a telling mix reflecting M83s pinching of music from both eras. It’s the inclusion of 80s disco trope that defines this album from their catalogue, and helps us understand why they were chosen to support the Juggernauts’ recent tour. (SH)
11 APRIL EMI >MYSPACE
LONG BLONDES Couples

Last year I became so obsessed with the debut album from The Long Blondes' Someone To Drive You Home that I started dressing in pin skirts and neck scarves. So I was understandably disappointed when their follow up album broke all the promises of the first – it’s not an offensive album, but they just sound like a mish mash every other band now. “Century” and “Guilt” are the stand out tracks, with Kate Jackson’s vocals at the forefront and the whole thing sounding far more akin to Someone. Lucky they’re the first two songs - you can turn it off after ten minutes and go do something else. (VM)

14 APRIL

ROUGH TRADE / INERTIA

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THE BIRD Re-Invention

I don’t usual like beaty, lyric-less music like this, and yes I’m aware that this admission could lose readers. "Sorry Spanx, you just lost that final shred of credibility", you might say. "Well fuck you!" I might retort, like the defensive brat I am. “I mean shit, we’ve never even met.” …But enough of this hypothetical banter, because The Bird surprised me by not actually sucking at all. After sending a bunch of live tracks to producers and artists like Resin Dogs, DJ Ritual, Kobra Kai and Hermitude to remix, the result is lo-tempo hip-hop/dub that fits right into the living room when you accidentally invite randoms to your house for a kick-on, and then begin to sober up. (RS)

17 APRIL

FOREIGN DUB / MGM

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ISSUE 17  04.04.08
FLIGHT OF THE CONCHORDS S/T
Experts of comedy, genre, and having an incredibly hilarious TV show - it’s great to get an audio version to laugh to on your way to work like a drunken homeless person, but you knew it would be. Actually, the only reason we’re talking about this album here is to sweeten them up for an interview, because we were told they don’t like them - they’re probably bored of questions about being handsome and being from NZ. Dear Bret and Jemain, we will ask you about your music, your show and your work, and then we will fill up the rest of the fifteen minutes chatting wittily about politics, muesli and funky slap bass. In conclusion, call me. Love, Throw Shapes.
19 APRIL SUBPOP / SHOCK. CALL ME. >MYSPACE
KES Kesband
Kesband is a completely astounding album in it’s own right, falling short of Kes’ sophomore The Grey Goose Wing only because this time around I knew what to expect. Karl Scullin has a tender, unique voice that tiptoes curiously but self-consciously across whimsical, complex instrumental arrangements which underpin it all. His lyrics are fittingly warm invitations to each listener, asking them to quietly reflect, play or just sit with him a while in the intimate, shy universes of his mind. Mostly, I love that there’s finally an Australian so daringly experimenting with folk and form - but hey, I’m pretty predictable when it comes to this type of thing. (RS)
15 OCTOBER 07 FAT CAT RECORDS >MYSPACE
DEATH SET Worldwide
Super. Fun. The songs are teeny (longest is 2:24, shortest is 4 seconds), but so so punchy that they'll make you put your underpants on the outside and wrap your wrists in aluminium foil like a sexy, sexy spaceman that loves to dance. It’s like the Go! Team have been racking up with DEVO, which you'd think would make them more annoying but the result is actually LESS! Less annoying, more awesome and it’s hard to say how long it’ll last but right now, I’m a sexy, sexy spaceman that loves to dance. (RS)
12 APRIL COUNTER / INERTIA >MYSPACE
BE YOUR OWN PET Get Awkward
When Be Your Own PET!'s first album came out I was saying to anyone who'd listen, "Can you believe these guys are in High School? What have I been doing with my life? This album is amazing and I hate myself." Two years later I hear the Nashville outfit’s second and all I'm thinking is, "Please stop yelling. You're making me nervous. Go back to school." I could just be old, I could just be wise, or they could have just turned into Operator Please. While some bits are forgivably catchy, you heard it all before the first time, and I'm pretty sure once is enough. You'll enjoy it if you take a lot of speed. (RS)
24 MARCH XL / UNIVERSAL >MYSPACE
YVES KLIEN BLUE Draw Attention To Themselves EP
I really should have committed to reviewing some other young Australian band, because these guys are in no need of any push. They’re touring Europe now, having just left SxSW in Texas to support the Vines at the Bowery in New York – where they’re not even of legal drinking age. A surprisingly mature and bastardly moreish EP by four precocious rockabilly Brisbanites; please insert something about Arctic Monkeys, something about the Rapture, something about the Strokes, and nothing about anything you usually hear coming out of Australia. Maybe it doesn’t reinvent the rules, but it bends them, and its one of the most fun EP’s I’ve heard so far this year. (SH)
05 APRIL DEW PROCESS / UMA >MYSPACE
NEON NEON In Stainless Steel

How good is that bit in a Martin Scorsese movie when they have the montage just when everything is starting to be crazy good for the hero and there's slow mo champagne and boobs and coke and then it speeds up and the guy walruses out of a hot tub to snort more, knocking over the chick blowing him and there's a close up of his crying wife and you're like, "oh man, highs and lows, seriously, highs and lows". The album's concept is a day in the life of playboy automobile mogul Delorean; it's all Beach Boys and Spankrock and Simon Le Bon's daughter and fucking Racquel Welch and stripped 80's synth jetset autobahn adventures. Pretty hot. (MR)

05 APRIL

LEX / INERTIA

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ISSUE 16  20.03.08
BON IVER For Emma, Forever Ago
I’ve been attempting to introduce the genre title of “progressive beard-folk” into the everyman vernacular for months now – think Band of Horses, Iron & Wine, Devendra BanhartCoco RosieBon Iver is another case in point. With vast, luscious landscapes reminiscent of Midlake, the song construction, ambience and falsetto harmonies of Iron and Wine, and surprisingly, the calmed-down voice of Tunde from TV On The Radio, Bon Iver is the one man project of one man – Justin Vernon – who quit his band some Winters ago, moved into a deserted cabin for four months, and warmed the snowfields around him with hopeful, inviting music. Progressive Beard-Folk. Say it with me. (SH)
08 MARCH ROGUE RECORDS >MYSPACE
MY DISCO Paradise
My Disco gigs are spectacular, you’re there zoning out at one end of a tunnel and they're at the other, and your eyes become pin pricks like when cartoon characters fall into a trance, and maybe it goes for minutes and maybe it goes for days. They have this intense droning noise and an art for restraint and close inspection which, surprisingly, Paradise captures reasonably well. It’s not perfect, but with zero visuals and no tunnels, it must be near impossible to excite listeners with a reductive minimalism that amounts to – let’s face it - one note repeated over and over. Not really one to add to your "shuffle songs" selection, but it creates a killer mood. (RS)
25 FEBRUARY STOMP >MYSPACE
GOLDFRAPP Seventh Tree
People should really stop trying new things if the old things are working fine. This is especially true when those new things are music about "clowns", "little birds" and "happiness". This album is very nice. And pleasant. And lovely. It would be real swell to listen to on a summer day in the park with a bladder of goon, and clothing impervious to grass stains but damnit, I want the moody dark Goldfrapp back. The Goldfrapp that speak of wolf-ladies sucking my brains and such. When I usually hear a Goldfrapp song, I expect to go "meh" initially but then on second listen for my brain to quietly explode in a mist of appreciation. That didn’t happen this time. (RS)
22 FEBRUARY VIRGIN >MYSPACE
THE KILLS Midnight Boom
We want to hang out with The Kills every day. They'd call up and say, "Hey, you are a fever. Wanna come get some breakfast?" and we’d be like, "Uuuuuhhh, YES. Hang on a sec my groin exploded." Compared to their previous efforts, Midnight Boom is quite a bit more produced and less distorted, less noisy and more beatsy – no surprises there, being produced by Spank Rock’s very own Armani XXXchange. It’s a fine, FINE album that’s going straight into the spank bank and if you haven't heard much of this "threesome right now please" band before, this is probably the best place to start. Their catchiest album for sure. (RS)
08 MARCH VIRGIN >MYSPACE
NICK CAVE + THE BAD SEEDS Dig, Lazarus, Dig!
Self-parody and sinister insouciance prevail throughout Cave’s 14th studio album, with him satirizing his own tendencies for didacticism and verbosity. Most tracks hark back to the morose licentiousn Cave of Murder Ballads, leaving little room for the romantic pianist Cave of No More Shall We Part. While philosophical ruminations are more subtle, they lurk backstage for whoever looks hard enough - and Cave is still playing the sinister, sexual cowboy-gangster who’d rather paralyse with penmanship than murder with a machete. All of that said, a friend gave a more efficient summary of the whole experience: “It pretty much just sounds like Nick Cave, right?” (SH)
03 MARCH EMI >MYSPACE
PLASTIC PALACE ALICE S/T

With a vaguely theatrical darkness coupled to lush orchestral arrangements and a smoky sax, I can’t think of a better title than The Great Depression for this debut LP. Plastic Palace Alice are clearly an exceptionally talented, bold and mature band – so sophisticated, in fact, they run the risk of losing the audience whose attention they grabbed with the first hooky single ‘Empire Falls’. Perhaps ‘Girl Who Cried Wolf’ would have been a more appropriate first release, being far more indic